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An illustrated collection by Rodney Ashfield

Holy
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Big questions and a little wisdom. (Cheeky included.)

Religion. Doubt. Love. Bad arguments. The universe—and the people making a glorious mess of living in it.

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Holy Sheets! is part of Sacred Ideas in Our Material Universe. It brings the larger questions into ordinary situations: an argument at dinner, an unanswered apology, a grand theory that has somehow failed to wash the dishes.

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